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@thedevilsawitch
My ex was really messaging other girls “hey beautiful ” while we were dating, do u understand how embarrassing that was for me
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@thedevilsawitch
@AsiaChloeBrown Wait until she finds out people fuck on their periods
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@thedevilsawitch
bf: let’s watch The Godfather
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bf: *sighs* sorry i meant to say Princess Diaries 2
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bf: *sighs* sorry i meant to say Princess Diaries 2
me:
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
if my boo don’t cum inside me every time we fuck how am i gunna know if i’m theirs or not
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
just found out this musician i like’s gf has me blocked. like that doesn’t get him outta my dm’s sweetie get well soon
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
@GloUpElite Being shaped like a capital P is unfair
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
Me in the comments tryna steal your girl pic.twitter.com/ZhyY9nNeSb
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
i usually don’t post stuff like this but look at my brand new baby pic.twitter.com/3k0NR3Lsnb
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
@KEEMSTAR When you go to interview him, don't forget to bring your daughter.
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
someone on the internet called me a “retarded slut” pic.twitter.com/0h3svpOlam
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lucifer
@thedevilsawitch
You prefer coffee in the morning, I prefer weed
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@fakhright
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