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Arslan
@thega1nz
If bootyhole isn’t meant to be ate why is it between two buns?
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Arslan
@thega1nz
It’s a situationship till you get posted up
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Arslan
@thega1nz
Forget dating apps.. go to CVS and talk to girls who are buying their own chocolate for 70% off..
Arslan
@thega1nz
If she texts you “which one?” from the fitting room, you’re next on her roster
Arslan
@thega1nz
Good morning to all the ladies with a nose ring. Y’all cattle look cute. Enjoy your day at the farm
Arslan
@thega1nz
Dude love being 6’+ until it’s time to squat
Arslan
@thega1nz
Fellas tax season is coming up. Time to start looking for a single mama of 3
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Arslan
@thega1nz
Update: it was at 11:57 this year
Arslan
@thega1nz
Buying your girl a Chanel bag when you know she needs Michelin All Season tires is crazy
Arslan
@thega1nz
That hit diff when you know her dad is excited about Trump 2024
Arslan
@thega1nz
When you’re on your way to the date and you get that text “OMG you’re gonna hate me ” pic.twitter.com/kFYAceGMZ7
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
