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Just so you all know. There's gonna be a deluxe. I have listened to your calls (demands ) and I'm trying to get tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Brain de la Worms
@thegarrett
This is what every Democrat in Congress needs to say--because it's all true:
twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/β¦
twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/β¦
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Garmatica: Kindness Punk
@thegarrett
Gay book club devolved into an actual sincere discussion of the book. is this the new normal?
Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
@ecareyo Still havenβt
Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
at starbucks*
Barista:
SOPHIE: pic.twitter.com/PCF7iyGyUY
Barista:
SOPHIE: pic.twitter.com/PCF7iyGyUY
Retweet of status by @icedcoffeekunt
Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
People who exclusively post pictures on Twitter? incarceration
Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
.@SophieT meeting @jvn for the first time is the most iconic thing to exist on the internet rn pic.twitter.com/5sTwgWyLuw
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Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
me coming out to my mom as a Brand pic.twitter.com/i1RYzbssUu
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@thegarrett
lady gaga killing men throughout her career is seriously iconic pic.twitter.com/5qvDp2IFYS
Retweet of status by @BollyGaga
Delta Burke-Quadrant
@thegarrett
@philford I had to take mine out
cheap lousy christmas faggot
@thegarrett
Oh hai. thanks for sharing my tweets!
Some folks have reminded me of:
9. Omit unnecessary intensifiers like βveryβ or βextremelyβ.
Some folks have reminded me of:
9. Omit unnecessary intensifiers like βveryβ or βextremelyβ.
Retweet of status by @ilana_horn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
