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Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
Iβm so Catholic, I donβt even use things that *sound* like contraception
condos
condiments
my diaphragm
condos
condiments
my diaphragm
03 Jul 19
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π« condos
π« condiments
π« my diaphragm
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Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
@jdflynn friend: youβre Catholic?
me: yep
friend: explain this - can God microwave a burrito too hot for him to eat?
me:
me: yep
friend: explain this - can God microwave a burrito too hot for him to eat?
me:
26 Mar 19
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me: yep
friend: explain this - can God microwave a burrito too hot for him to eat?
me: π€―π€―π€―
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Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
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29 Dec 18
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π hanging out with |β¦ https://t.co/zffyCYc3qg
Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
@janekorvemaker Where were you when I needed you?!?!?
29 Dec 18
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Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
our kids: IT'S NOT FAIR THAT HE GOT 3 PIECES OF CANDY AND I ONLY GOT 2
me:
(β’_β’)
<) )β―offer
/ \β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me:
(β’_β’)
<) )β―offer
/ \β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
28 Sep 18
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me:
(β’_β’)
<) )β―offer
/ \β¦ https://t.co/QjyLpGHiey
Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
you thought Lord of the dance was a bad hymn simply because of the tune?!?!
hold on to your hats pic.twitter.com/Esxn0febIp
hold on to your hats pic.twitter.com/Esxn0febIp
27 Sep 18
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π hold on to your hats π https://t.co/Esxn0febIp
Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
meanwhile, on the Catholic Hipster weblog, @HollyMarie84 had something nice for you:
A Reminder to Pray
goo.gl/fb/j33rkC
A Reminder to Pray
goo.gl/fb/j33rkC
06 Aug 18
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A Reminder to Pray
π https://t.co/Cubb5WO91p
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Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
the first Mass:
in the vernacular
no kneelers
had someone leave before it was over
in the vernacular
no kneelers
had someone leave before it was over
19 Feb 18
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β in the vernacular
β no kneelers
β had someone leave before it was over
Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
A list of cool things about being Catholic, incomplete, to be used to encourage conversions
we are fun, pro-partβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
we are fun, pro-partβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
04 Dec 17
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π» we are fun, pro-partβ¦ https://t.co/hQ6Psvzo5x
Tommy Tighe
@theghissilent
a list of things Catholics have invented (incomplete)
pizza
halloween
santa
scientific method
astrβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
pizza
halloween
santa
scientific method
astrβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
20 Nov 17
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π pizza
π halloween
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santa
π¬ scientific method
π astrβ¦ https://t.co/1VY77BYTjP
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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