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@themistit
@chuuzus Waittttt... y’all forgot this one. pic.twitter.com/Oggw2os0rp
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acab lee
@themistit
me thinking about my bf’s balls meal-prepping my breakfast for tmrw morning pic.twitter.com/v8jGlsb7Y0
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acab lee
@themistit
Good luck with finding the fucks I give for people who literally have nothing better to do than tell me how I should run my life
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lee
@themistit
the pussy wagon twitter.com/PorterhouseLA/…
lee
@themistit
I just said "Oop, pardon me" instead of "Ope, 'scuse me"...
...I'm just thankful as fuck that my Midwestern family didn't hear me
IYKYK
...I'm just thankful as fuck that my Midwestern family didn't hear me
IYKYK
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rickle pick
@themistit
Dudes out here finessing you for your money & pussy that’s it that’s all
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rickle pick
@themistit
Welcome to Dubuque where odds are you & your sister are fucking on the same dude
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wetty fap
@themistit
If I could teleport, I’d suck his dick every night
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wetty fap
@themistit
awwwh cummies is such a cute name for a dog twitter.com/NoelSznn/statu…
wetty fap
@themistit
Didn’t expect the reason our flight was delayed to be because a woman tried to smuggle a cat from Ibiza back to the UK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
