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emily newman
@theotherNewman
Addison and Derrick. Get off the Cigna commercial and back in Greys. Why would you stoop so low to go from a tv show to a commercial
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!! I may not tell them everyday but my people are we always pick up where we left off and couldnโt be anymore thankful
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
I never wait for my food to cool down twitter.com/funnyvines/staโฆ
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
she tried to scare her co-worker but instead ended up scaring a customer pic.twitter.com/YqbebAzY4x
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
Let them keep talking while you keep hustling
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
I am a
man
woman
driver of a car
Looking for
man
woman
PEOPLE TO LEARN HOW TO FRICKIN DRIVE
man
woman
driver of a car
Looking for
man
woman
PEOPLE TO LEARN HOW TO FRICKIN DRIVE
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
I'm:
a man
a woman
John Morgan
of:
walmart
It's All Good Auto Sales
Morgan & Morgan
a man
a woman
John Morgan
of:
walmart
It's All Good Auto Sales
Morgan & Morgan
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
WHY DOES my hair always look so fabulous before I go to the gym or have to do something constructive where it will make it look bad?!
emily newman
@theotherNewman
Yes. We have a sad shortage of waterfalls... but sunsets will do. twitter.com/xjaylamaex/staโฆ
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
There are like half a million animals to adopt in animal shelters and y'all wanna spend $500 on a dog?
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emily newman
@theotherNewman
if it sends you a notification on SC that I looked at your location, I swear I'm just trying to figure out who everyone is & cant remember
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
