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Gentleman McMurphyton ♈️
@therealsmiylo
At the gas station
Me: Hey can I get $50?
Clerk: and that’s on what?
Me: PERIODT!
Clerk: . What pump? pic.twitter.com/ZSDvImQOsq
Me: Hey can I get $50?
Clerk: and that’s on what?
Me: PERIODT!
Clerk: . What pump? pic.twitter.com/ZSDvImQOsq
Retweet of status by @GuyMagickal
04 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At the gas station
Me: Hey can I get $50?
Clerk: and that’s on what?
Me: PERIODT! 💁🏽♂️
Clerk: 🤨. What pump? https://t.co/ZSDvImQOsq
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Gentleman McMurphyton ♈️
@therealsmiylo
The accuracy! If we see someone running, no questions are being asked babe. pic.twitter.com/6f9xOFfDh8
Retweet of status by @__justkeith
21 Feb 23
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Sailor Goon ♈️
@therealsmiylo
Stop letting these niggas’s record you getting fucked
Retweet of status by @Eddy1skin
24 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stop letting these niggas’s record you getting fucked 🚩
Sailor Goon ♈️
@therealsmiylo
the walk pic.twitter.com/iWDb9t20f3
06 Nov 22
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Sailor Goon 💙
@therealsmiylo
Y’all let’s vote for @staceyabrams! Polls are open! DAY 2!
Retweet of status by @MentallyDivine
19 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y’all let’s vote for @staceyabrams! Polls are open! 💯 DAY 2!
Sailor Goon 💙
@therealsmiylo
Y'ALL READY?! twitter.com/rihanna/status…
Retweet of status by @fentyskin
25 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y'ALL READY?! 🏈❤️🔥 https://t.co/lpu3ACsb4X
Sailor Goon 💙
@therealsmiylo
Grateful. #RENAISSANCE twitter.com/beylegion/stat…
30 Jul 22
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Sailor Mercury 💙
@therealsmiylo
Folks always targeting my locs before they target me
Retweet of status by @dretheegr8
12 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Folks always targeting my locs before they target me 😭
Sailor Mercury 💙
@therealsmiylo
06 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nobody:
my AirPods: 🥁🥁🥁 (10%)
Sailor Mercury 💙
@therealsmiylo
Vans x Sailor Moon USA Launch June 10, 2022 pic.twitter.com/izlZrXoV2c
Retweet of status by @Ochibawolf
11 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🌙 Vans x Sailor Moon USA Launch June 10, 2022 🌙 https://t.co/izlZrXoV2c
Sailor Mercury 💙
@therealsmiylo
21 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Suck his dick so sloppy that he gotta wipe his ass after. 🗣😋
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊