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tiff
@tiffistrying
donβt talk to me until Iβve had my capri sun
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tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
Look at this gorgeous photo I just took pic.twitter.com/ZmKDfxVsea
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@tiffistrying
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
me: I am a WOMAN not a GIRL
also me: omg itβs PINK and SPARKLY
also me: omg itβs PINK and SPARKLY
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
Self Care Checklist:
Shower
Eat
Drink Water
Sleep
Tweet about problems
Shower
Eat
Drink Water
Sleep
Tweet about problems
Retweet of status by @Kateness8
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
Being dumb really got in the way of my dreams of becoming a quantum physicist
Retweet of status by @Perilandra
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
when youβre all out of cocaine and have to sprinkle powdered sugar on your french toast
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tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
Me before putting on makeup:
Trash
Me after putting on makeup:
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Trash
Me after putting on makeup:
π£π»πͺπΌπ±
Retweet of status by @coolauntV
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
Bill Gates guessing the price of everyday items:
Tooth paste: $12
Deodorant: $53
Pizza Rolls: 30-50 feral hogs
Tooth paste: $12
Deodorant: $53
Pizza Rolls: 30-50 feral hogs
tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
[texting]
Me: you + me =
Neighbor: What?
Me:
Neighbor: I-I donβt understand.
Me: can I steal your cable?
Neighbor: Oh! No.
Me: you + me =
Neighbor: What?
Me:
Neighbor: I-I donβt understand.
Me: can I steal your cable?
Neighbor: Oh! No.
Retweet of status by @momjeansplease
Tiff π¦
@tiffistrying
@thefishpants @linkindrinkin Thatβs not nice
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
