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connie crabo
@tightypants
I just want to get physically shut down and murdered by the property brothers.
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connie crabo
@tightypants
I always have fur all over me bc I can't stoppettinganimals
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connie crabo
@tightypants
big fry in the sky pic.twitter.com/YkeiZYLM22
connie crabo
@tightypants
Me:"I'm skipping my final and taking the 0"
Also me: *shows up two hours late with an incomplete project and still gets a second chance*
Also me: *shows up two hours late with an incomplete project and still gets a second chance*
connie crabo
@tightypants
me: I am so hopeful sometimes
also me: hey do you remember that the most brilliant literary mind of the 20th century hanged himself?
Me:
also me: hey do you remember that the most brilliant literary mind of the 20th century hanged himself?
Me:
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connie crabo
@tightypants
Now THIS Is an UGLY Sweater pic.twitter.com/BEugmARC17
connie crabo
@tightypants
me doing positive affirmations vice.com/read/so-sad-to⦠pic.twitter.com/RKkAE0bwi3
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connie crabo
@tightypants
Jolene the OG THOT pic.twitter.com/GMgC2M7vFC
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connie crabo
@tightypants
Does my wild haircut and dumb mustache make me look like the nemesis of a lovable Italian plumber named Mario? Absolutely! Will I shave?
connie crabo
@tightypants
I voted.
Have you?
Please do.
pic.twitter.com/ZkOzbtvARq
Have you?
Please do.
pic.twitter.com/ZkOzbtvARq
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connie crabo
@tightypants
Me: I wanna get clucked up!!!
Me at a party: yeah painting is so much thinking like I'm Soo conceptual!!!
Me at a party: yeah painting is so much thinking like I'm Soo conceptual!!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
