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Chet the Jet Elvis ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
@TheAVClub Way cool! This will be a great companion piece to my new Netflix show where I fuck with people seekingโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Pansexually Yours, Tiny Elvis ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Brats boiled in Negra Modelo, fresh German Potato salad, and corn on the cob.
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Tiny Elvis, the Good Witch ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Tiny Elvis, the Good Witch ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
I accidentally swallowed some of my activated charcoal toothpaste and now I pee pure Brita water.
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The Opening of Misty Elvis
@tinyelvisbkwd
Him: Iโm smitten with you
Me: Iโm in deep smit
Him: The smit has hit the fan
Me: I wanna smit in your mouth
Him:
Me: Iโm in deep smit
Him: The smit has hit the fan
Me: I wanna smit in your mouth
Him:
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Whatโs the Story, Tiny Elvis?
@tinyelvisbkwd
@JamilahLemieux #1 red flag is thinking a woman's body is the same as property.
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Va te faire foutre, Tiny Elvis ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
I like you guys.
Thanks for tolerating me.
Thanks for tolerating me.
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Basically Elvis ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Today my youngest turns 10. Heโs and his 3 siblings are off to see penguins at the aquarium in Boston.
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Basically Elvis ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Me to my daughter: "Bubs this is Candyland. WHY do you try to cheat?
My daughter: Because I DON'TLIKETOLOSโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
My daughter: Because I DON'TLIKETOLOSโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Elvis Pappagiorgio from Yuma ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Twitter is:
a dating site
a joke telling site
a place to view pictures
a bastion of inspiration
a titty site
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a dating site
a joke telling site
a place to view pictures
a bastion of inspiration
a titty site
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Elvis Pappagiorgio from Yuma ๐
@tinyelvisbkwd
Twitter Crush Life Cycle:
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
