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Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
Oh great, another sleepless night
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Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
@poppyluisa I must be pregnant too, either that or Iโve got a tape worm which is kinda the same thing. Still a living thing inside me
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Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
Customer: am I being a cunt?
Me: just a little bit
Me: just a little bit
Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
Why is nobody giving me attention?
Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
Don't think you are babe pic.twitter.com/qRq5bpMfOJ
Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
@jaymmmzztho So why aren't we dating?
BIRTHDAY BOY ๐
@tommyjhansonn
This is art twitter.com/fuckedupdrag_/โฆ
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Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
When you're that tired that you have to have a power nap at work to get through the rest of the day
Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
Well this is awkward pic.twitter.com/jTpSQ1hbIL
Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
"Naughty penguin of the month: Timmy. Stole fish and pushed another penguin over." pic.twitter.com/ujQwv2LFyx
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Tommy
@tommyjhansonn
2 WEEKS UNTIL GOT!!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
