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Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
what's all this talk about "Twitter" and "Hive"? I thought you all knew about the Birds and the Bees! Share if I made you laugh!!!!!
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Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
[3 month old crying] oh great my kid is trauma dumping on me again
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Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
rise and grind boys!! today we're synthesizing amino acids into protein, converting glucose to ATP, and binding oxygen to hemoglobin
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
wait why is this the last slide of Columbia's sexual harassment training module pic.twitter.com/vBlDvx5nga
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
this "suicide squad" sure does seem to kill a lot of *other* people
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
orange u glad they said impeach
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
the first book to come out of my writing class @CRITWorks by the actual genius @methborgan I know I say poggersβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
whether you're a Switch or a D/s.... we all just want our handheld
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
switched to watching only gangbang porn just for the crowds
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
KLOBUCHAR JUST SAID ANDREW YANG WOULD BE DOING MATH
Tony Tulathimutte
@tonytula
@rhymeswithbee by using the first as a trellis for the second
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
