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Question if my dogs are ever gonna stop malting or if I'm destined to walk round as an advertisement for hypoallergenic dogs
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Cut it into 12 because I can't count. But hey, even more chocolate for me pic.twitter.com/D6gss4ZS2p
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Rat nap proper missed this boy. pic.twitter.com/ApaodgpKN3
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Why do people do before and after photos with the after on the left and before one the right not called an after and before now is it???
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Who else thinks like this pic.twitter.com/vxE0rvvpvU
Retweet of status by @BestProFitness
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What the hell is Perry from little mix wearing in the Touch music video is that fashion????
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I can't cope seeing a girl posting on FB about her 'amazing man' when I know he was begging my mate for a shag just last week
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First house plant @megmogg12 pic.twitter.com/l7aWLP7WGU
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No room on my bed because I'm packing.. So my little man improvised pic.twitter.com/y4q2mA8zhq
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Planet Sandwich pic.twitter.com/6ouBFyHfYn
Retweet of status by @TheLadBible
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Spilt a blob of yoghurt on my bed & Albus managed to traipse it EVERYWHERE instead of lick it up commence emergency bedsheets/puppy wash
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
