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Teacher: The Cow Died. Begin the sentence with "Death'.
Me: Death and Cow one side.
Me: Death and Cow one side.
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I think the scariest part about having a baby is that when it's crying, you can't give it back to the owner
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When Iβm stressed I like to find a good vantage point in GTA and kill everyone in my vicinity
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When your male best friend sends you a dick pic on snapchat and says it was an accident. Should i be worried?
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I will have straight Aβs, clear skin, and a lot of money all 2018... tweeting it into existence lmao twitter.com/xoxolynsey/staβ¦
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You get a job and parents act like you are getting a six-figure salary .
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I used Ulendo taxi today for the and I was so excited to see we have a functioning taxi app in Zambia plus itβsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Hi yall! I'm Precious Ng'oma, Miss Intercontinental Zambia 2017. I'm scheduled to represent Zambia at the Miss Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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@lontyalola @Alfred__122 Thatβs exactly what he told me
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
