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toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
After we smash, don't be calling my phone talking bout ''I made it homeee '' cuz I genuinely don't give a fuck
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toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
Her bio: Edgar
Edgar's bio: fuck bitches, get money
trust no hoe
Edgar's bio: fuck bitches, get money
trust no hoe
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toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
My dentist said I grind in my sleep. He real af for that
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
girls be like ''idk where i would be without him'' b!tch maybe further in life
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
Her: what are you looking for?
Me: that tight you said you had pic.twitter.com/DmoBFa4Vw3
Me: that tight you said you had pic.twitter.com/DmoBFa4Vw3
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
Women with hug you & ask "how u feeling" ma'am i'm bricked up
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
nah high school was wild cuz mfs used to pull up to class higher than their grades
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toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
She told me "This is gonna change your life" but the only thing it changed was the smell of my room
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
Just cuz yo wet don't mean it's good, trash bags leak too
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
girls be like "i can fix him " ok Bob the builder relax
toxicgawdd
@toxicgawdd
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
