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Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
One time I had a stall at the LA Book Festival and sold out all my books because I gave away a free Guinness with each one
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Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Whenever an ex tries to get back with me I just remind them how bad I was in bed
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Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
@Kappa_Kappa It’s because you’re a woman (girl)
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Hot women never complain about gaslighting because they do it too
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
A series of abuse by @lizvig pic.twitter.com/CN6x8RanQ1
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Stockbroker? More like stockricher
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Everyone’s talking about how the mail needs saving but what about the females in need
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Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Strangers will DM me “Fuck you you cunt kill yourself and die” and then get upset if I block them
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Most guys don’t realise they’re not staying 6 feet away from each other because they’re so used to lying about their height
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
(Only joking I don’t like intimacy )
Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
Just found out the girl I hung out with last week has a fiancé. Nice, I’m a side hoe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
