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God
@tweetIikeagod
Why are weekends so short?
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God
@tweetIikeagod
what kids should be doing: what they're doing: what I'm doing
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@tweetIikeagod
I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke all day, but it's just not twerking....
God
@tweetIikeagod
You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day,7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria.
God
@tweetIikeagod
I ain't got no worries. *Low Battery* Oh shit.
God
@tweetIikeagod
I ain't got no worries. *Low Battery* Oh shit.
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@tweetIikeagod
Sometimes i feel completely useless then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants so i guess i'm not that useless after all
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@tweetIikeagod
You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day,7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria.
God
@tweetIikeagod
Your Name Can Go From " BAE " To "281-330-8004" REAL QUICK!
God
@tweetIikeagod
IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT pic.twitter.com/vv1Yl8xu8E
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God
@tweetIikeagod
Sometimes i feel completely useless then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants so i guess i'm not that useless after all
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
