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Trevor NOAA
@twitlofsky
You wanted it now you're getting it. Like, reply, and retweet for a chance to win this Lane Kiffin cut out. pic.twitter.com/Mnek5Zyd3D
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Trevor NOAA
@twitlofsky
impression of an aggregated content account: would y'all try? [video of a fucking idiot pouring 3 lbs of melted cheese in a burger]
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Trevor NOAA
@twitlofsky
[Sean Connery describing internet dating ads & a roof during the summertime]
"Hot shingles in your area!"
Have a great night everyone
"Hot shingles in your area!"
Have a great night everyone
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EatMyAssBillMitchell
@twitlofsky
CUTE things to call ur girlfriend:
1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Flour
4. Eggs
5. 1 Cup of Butter
6. Stir
7. Preheat to 300 F
8. Pour into pan
1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Flour
4. Eggs
5. 1 Cup of Butter
6. Stir
7. Preheat to 300 F
8. Pour into pan
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EatMyAssBillMitchell
@twitlofsky
you, bumbling rube: science says there are only 2 genders
me, wise thinker: idiot.. there are actually exactly 4
boy
woman
dad
gun
me, wise thinker: idiot.. there are actually exactly 4
boy
woman
dad
gun
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EatMyAssBillMitchell
@twitlofsky
my 2 year old son instantly threw up from one beer he can't hang he a bitch
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EatMyAssBillMitchell
@twitlofsky
Well, using the all-important metric of "who is willing to spend more " I think we see who's the REAL hockey town pic.twitter.com/NlCqhEhjGY
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EatMyAssBillMitchell
@twitlofsky
@miakhalifa @Isaiah_Thomas At least he'd be closer touching your tiddies then your wizard ever touching a title
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Smol Business Owner
@twitlofsky
Got the kids myself today. Just promised them a "way more fun day than they would ever have with mommy" ()
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Smol Business Owner
@twitlofsky
@marymacklemore Will someone record it for you so you can DM it to us? We'd love to see it!
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Smol Business Owner
@twitlofsky
God damn Isaiah Thomas during pregame warmups following tragic death of sister. pic.twitter.com/r6fEpPPRK0
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
