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@twothickscoops
Waiter: And would you like to try our house poop today sir?
Me (horrified): Your house POOP?
Waiter: Yes sir.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me (horrified): Your house POOP?
Waiter: Yes sir.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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will
@twothickscoops
We all have that homie whose vorpal blade doesn't even go snicker-snack
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@twothickscoops
It's sooo funny when the back of a frozen burrito is like ohh you could put it in the oven for an hour
will
@twothickscoops
Guy on the pink line is huffing computer duster and then doing evil laughs
will
@twothickscoops
Wow I just met Troll Face in jollibee! Hes actually so chill in real life, he let me have a bite of his chicken pic.twitter.com/04MYLrKNZE
Retweet of status by @nibiru_TRUTH
will
@twothickscoops
Brand new freshly laundered sheets
Freshly dusted fans (ceiling and large Honeywell shop fan)
Melatonin ingeste… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Freshly dusted fans (ceiling and large Honeywell shop fan)
Melatonin ingeste… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
will
@twothickscoops
Omg not me using Bounty paper towels for up to 2x the absorbing power compared to other leading brands #ad #sponsored
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This Twitter thingy is just like a school cafeteria.
You got the nerds at one table
The artsy weirdos in a corne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
You got the nerds at one table
The artsy weirdos in a corne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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will
@twothickscoops
share pic.twitter.com/xBEdrswjBG
Retweet of status by @monkiedaily
will
@twothickscoops
my last college class was March 12th 2020. cant wait to see what actual adult life is like at some point starting within a year Lol Pain
will from gmail
@twothickscoops
the haunted fight community is battling again about their interpretations of the illustration pic.twitter.com/SWkSf0lw6D
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
