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Umpha
@umpha_21
for R10 000 to miraculously appear in my bank account
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Umpha
@umpha_21
Let's go swim on space
My name is Ennock Mlangeni. You Don't Know Me Yet, LET ME PAINT YOU MY STORY pic.twitter.com/UNbPGTGBpR
My name is Ennock Mlangeni. You Don't Know Me Yet, LET ME PAINT YOU MY STORY pic.twitter.com/UNbPGTGBpR
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Umpha
@umpha_21
Went for an interview. Got the job on the spot twitter.com/lethabomakgobaβ¦
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Umpha
@umpha_21
The ANC nominated and elected President Zuma. The ANC nominated and elected President Ramaphosa. The problem is the ANC. Period.
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Umpha
@umpha_21
Don't be ashamed of your hustle, nobody will feed you when you hungry!
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Umpha
@umpha_21
Before and after. Project done pic.twitter.com/cTZBhMHbLv
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Umpha
@umpha_21
The way I like Twitter my friends think I'm famous here they don't even know am getting 2 likes
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Umpha
@umpha_21
and apparently the cadaver looks nothing like the blue and red pictures in your anatomy textbooks
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
