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Uncle Drunky ๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
Today I feel immense gratitude for books. What an amazing thing, to be able to touch, hold, and read a book!
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Uncle Drunky ๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
did the person who invented the abacus later invent anal beads??
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Uncle Drunky ๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
Do you understand how syllables work?
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Uncle Drunky ๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
Good morning tweeps ready to get my football on #browns where my dawg pounders at?! #brownsTwitter pic.twitter.com/7RFuEDH91J
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Uncle Drunky
@uncledrunky
@colleen_eileen I just want to see you in overalls.
Uncle Drunky
@uncledrunky
I internal organs.
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Uncle Drunky
@uncledrunky
@uncledrunky If this doesnโt break Twitter, I donโt know what to believe anymore
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Uncle Drunky๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
Holy fuck.
Telling a woman she looks beautiful with no filters is exhausting.
Telling a woman she looks beautiful with no filters is exhausting.
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Uncle Drunky๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
@uncledrunky I canโt imagine mine being hot enough to get a 4 for $4
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Uncle Drunky ๐บ๐ฒ
@uncledrunky
Fine, keep unfollowing me, see if I care.
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Uncle Drunky
@uncledrunky
Iโm in an abusive relationship with myself
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
