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Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
Married ppl: wow polyamory is weird! I could never do that!
*cheats on their spouse*
Looks like you can't do monogamy either.
*cheats on their spouse*
Looks like you can't do monogamy either.
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Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
@heyvian I'm holding out, I'm sure one day there will be someone willing to work on that in a relationship.
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Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
Happy Valentine's Day!! May your sex toys never run out of batteries
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
I hope Biden and Obama see every one of those memes
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
Dead pic.twitter.com/6Ldr6TKUr6
Retweet of status by @omgthatspunny
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
this is for the countless women who aren't weighing in on #BrockTurner bc they have their own #BrockTurner who still haunts them ur brave
Retweet of status by @hellolanemoore
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
When @kierraslater outs ur open relationship to ur mom and she won't stop asking inappropriate questions lol #plzkillmenow
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Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
I WOKE UP FEELING HUMAN IN THIS ALTITUDE!!!! OMG OMG YAYYYYY I DONT FEEL LIKE PUKING OR DYING!
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
I only roll with goddesses
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
It doesn't matter if "climate change is real". We should all just be good to the earth because it is beautiful and amazing.
Caristotle. β‘οΈ
@underzzenith
Should be doing homework but can't turn off #VICEelxncircus , so EXCITING
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
