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unstableBill
@unstablebill
@SpotGideon (you're driving past a Planet Fitness)
(dude runs out and flags down your car)
hey dude are u almost done with u set
(dude runs out and flags down your car)
hey dude are u almost done with u set
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unstableBill
@unstablebill
My Fitbit:
Can detect when I move
Can detect when I'm asleep
Can detect when I sneeze
Can detect when Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Can detect when I move
Can detect when I'm asleep
Can detect when I sneeze
Can detect when Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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unstableBill
@unstablebill
be considerate!!!!!! how do you know the werewolf isn't a bottom
Retweet of status by @unstablebill
unstableBill
@unstablebill
be considerate!!!!!! how do you know the werewolf isn't a bottom
unstableBill
@unstablebill
@PerilousPeanut retweet if you're so overtired you have legitimate sadness on behalf of this nonexistent cartoon red lantern housecat
unstableBill
@unstablebill
@WhiteClawE LOL!! Shut UP
batty w th good hair
@unstablebill
@HarshlyCritical I really thought you were trolling us with your final narration facing the note
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
