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vaydon
@vaydon2
Telling every woman I have an Android so I can remain single until after Valentine’s Day
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vaydon
@vaydon2
It’s crazy how alive you feel when you aren’t in depression!
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vaydon
@vaydon2
Doge
vaydon
@vaydon2
You in her likes and I’m in her guts, we are not the same
vaydon
@vaydon2
That direct deposit hit different
vaydon
@vaydon2
Army medical care is a joke
Retweet of status by @T_Woods32
vaydon
@vaydon2
unintentional naps hit so different
Retweet of status by @amalzhamm
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vaydon
@vaydon2
for the safety of myself, I will never be getting on a golf cart/ranger, etc. for the remainder of my life
Retweet of status by @HannaBlayne23
vaydon
@vaydon2
white boys luv latinas it’s a scientifically proven fact
Retweet of status by @steph_barragan
vaydon
@vaydon2
Bro I fucking hate cats
Retweet of status by @reaginsisaiah
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
