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kelsey β
@vegbarbie
just walked in from work and the friend-boy spotlessly cleaned my whole apartment
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kelsey β
@vegbarbie
ppl: "real men eat meat."
me: "real men get erections without pills. erectile dysfunction is the first sign of heart disease."
me: "real men get erections without pills. erectile dysfunction is the first sign of heart disease."
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kelsey β
@vegbarbie
eat some plants for dinner then eat some non-gmo, vegan cookies for dessert. balance.
kelsey β
@vegbarbie
it's wine o'clock
kelsey β
@vegbarbie
i just downloaded tinder and my profile says "vegan by day. man-eater by night."
kelsey β
@vegbarbie
if you don't like veggies you should try steaming them and topping them with nutritional yeast or dunking them in hummus. or both.
kelsey β
@vegbarbie
throwback to when a RD blocked me when i called her out for saying fruit tastes like shit and has too much sugar.
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kelsey β
@vegbarbie
saw a lady looking at df ice cream and helped her. we ended up talking for 20 minutes. she's vegan as of last week! yay!we are multiplying
Kelsey
@vegbarbie
i just overheard a lady say "UGH EVERYTHING HAS MEAT IN IT." so i pointed her to the vegan section in our grocery store
Kelsey
@vegbarbie
@vegbarbie i usually have pretty great self-esteem but right now i feel super confident. i like this.
Kelsey
@vegbarbie
@hippiedazee tag me next time
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
