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Today's wins: Baby slept through the night.
Today's losses: My job
Today's losses: My job
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The description of a first class train ticket London to Manchester.
Bit overboard there mate, you get a biscuโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Bit overboard there mate, you get a biscuโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Genuine love for the @semplicelabs customer service team
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Will be spending the next week desperately searching for a Champions League Final ticket
Got 21 wins in a row,
Did you see me on the video oh no.
21 wins t-t-t
21 wins t-t-t
Did you see me on the video oh no.
21 wins t-t-t
21 wins t-t-t
Wait.... you mean rival managers Klopp and Mourinho aren't happy with the independent adjudicator's verdict!??
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
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So @viv and I watched the video in the Tweet below from @CharbelFilo & had to give it a shot.
Here's our 1st attโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Here's our 1st attโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @benjackthomas
Twitter Women FC
As todayโs football is Iโve gone against everything my dad taught me & I'm actively encouragโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
As todayโs football is Iโve gone against everything my dad taught me & I'm actively encouragโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
I love it when a plan comes together
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Soccer crew at #OneTeam
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
