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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
For every guy who thinks heβs all that, thereβs a girl recharging her vibrator...
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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
There isnβt a butthole emoji so I say we all agree to use until Apple gives the masses what they really want.
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pantslesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
He rejected her on a date because she wasn't pretty enough..
Later, she rejected him in a job interview because hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Later, she rejected him in a job interview because hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
no twitter come back you so sexy aha
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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
Me: Iβm on my way home beautiful.
Alcohol:
Alcohol:
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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
Dog Themed Metal Bands:
Cannibal Corgi
Pug Destroyer
The Black Labrador Murder
KENnel Mode
Armored Saint Bernard
Cannibal Corgi
Pug Destroyer
The Black Labrador Murder
KENnel Mode
Armored Saint Bernard
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pantlesswithvodka
@vodkanopants
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
