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@vtbee80
If I ever shove you off a cliff I promise to make it look like an accident
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@vtbee80
@_Jizzabelle okay but how about my daughter’s mom instead?
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@vtbee80
Screamed into the void today.
I’ve had better.
2/5
I’ve had better.
2/5
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@vtbee80
tonight’s dinner is benadryl with a nyquil chaser
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@vtbee80
@Miss_Ghandi good morning beautiful
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@vtbee80
Sweatpants
Headband
Wristbands
Jockstrap
“Welcome to Olive Garden’s all you can eat pasta night.”
Headband
Wristbands
Jockstrap
“Welcome to Olive Garden’s all you can eat pasta night.”
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@vtbee80
I’m watching a movie about tornadoes and there’s a Kid Rock song on the soundtrack, so I’m assuming this probably won an Oscar.
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@vtbee80
Got my back waxed today so I can send some nudes later
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@oh_dang_jason would that be like 🤌and ?
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@vtbee80
This one time a guy told me I gave him the best blow job of his life and I didn’t even have to pull out any of my special tricks.
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@vtbee80
Actually, madam, I was staring at your heart
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
