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@walruslifestyle
there is an empty shirt box in my workplace bathroom, which can only mean that someone here is wearing a disguise
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@walruslifestyle
@kateemick I'm sorry
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@walruslifestyle
My sponsored ads this year have been for farm equipment, vaginal rejuvenation, botox and diamonds. Can't wait to see what 2017 will bring!
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shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
1 fave = 1 Holiday Hug 4 u
ā½Ź·Ź°į¶¦Ė”įµ Ė¢įµįµįµĖ”į¶¦įµĖ¢ Ė”įµĖ¢įµā¾
ā½Ź·Ź°į¶¦Ė”įµ Ė¢įµįµįµĖ”į¶¦įµĖ¢ Ė”įµĖ¢įµā¾
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shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
the Visigoths invented VISINE eyedrops to keep their eyes clear when they were at war with the Roman Empire
shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
You Know You're a Rando if the first @ you send to someone is about poop or your genitals
shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
100,000 birthday wishes to @wittwitbarista imo () x100k!
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@walruslifestyle
fallen off a horse
fallen off a moving tractor
fallen out of a tree
fallen down more than one flight of stairs in a row
fallen off a moving tractor
fallen out of a tree
fallen down more than one flight of stairs in a row
shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
The Entity insisted I have a Funyun but I don't like them what do I do
shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
ohmygoodness lookit what came in the mail from @ninatreemonkey pic.twitter.com/pztT0AMA6H
shrimp eating mammal
@walruslifestyle
please enjoy my tweet of butt-sniffing animals
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
