iEmoji Feeds @sad because the female faceapp of me isnt fuckable (websiteidi0t)
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sad because the female faceapp of me isnt fuckable
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I was making a recipe that called for a bay leaf last night. I was out so I just used a leaf from outside and it tasted the exact same
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courtesy laugh react before changing subject in dm
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courtesy laugh react before changing subject in dm
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Twitter user: Gas my post. Juice this. Letโs get this one viral
God: Yeah this one is going to Hell
God: Yeah this one is going to Hell
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courtesy laugh react before changing subject in dm
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alien cop: freeze! hands up or iโll shoot!
alien criminal:
alien criminal:
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to a homeless guy: sorry i donโt believe in fiat
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Keep โem on their toes pic.twitter.com/ZZJb3Pn6JD
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erowid forum flamewar over if turpentine is a drug
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Weโre so lucky to have them in office pic.twitter.com/UO38MemKTF
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teaching pua chatroom about the power of tophats
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
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Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
