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LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
Don't hit your girlfriend unless you're smacking that ass.
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LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
Besides the driver, I'm the only fucker that's awake.
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LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
β@WeedHumor: #thingsihatemost those people who always want to smoke but never have any moneyβ
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
β@DattPrettiMF: I'd rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us" instead of the usual... "I don't know, it's whatever you wanna do"β
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
Seriously. My sister sent me every single emoji one at a fucking time.
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
RT @_kkierstin: Hello ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
You make me wanna act like a girl.
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LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
Ahhhh finally back in the iPhone fam!!
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
@_kkierstin
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
β@_CollegeHumor_: Boobs are good, but asses are great...β No boobs, but I got the ass.
LonelyStoner
@whaaatbiiiitch
β@TheSexFacts101: #Aries deserve good sex , head , and breakfast in bedβ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
