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@whitttjane
The problem with being single isn't the fact that you're alone. It's that you can't puppy dog eye a guy in to getting you Starbucks in bed.
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@whitttjane
Remember when I worked a whole day wearing a skirt where half my ass was showing and NO ONE reported me to HR
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@whitttjane
Rooting for couples you don't even know but see on social media all the time... then they BREAK UP
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@whitttjane
@tinkgoblue isn't answering my calls and he turned off his bitmoji. #rip
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@whitttjane
This football weather makes me wanna not come back from lunch. But this is work and not college. And you can't skip classes here
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@whitttjane
I could go out. But I just got to the wedding episode of GOT
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@whitttjane
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@whitttjane
I'm so bruised up.. I can't even lay down. Cancel trying to get laid for the next two weeks...
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@whitttjane
OMG. I've made it. Also. What is that face I'm making... pic.twitter.com/aQ24IgCfOK
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@whitttjane
@Kev_Bey I wanna be desk buds again
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@whitttjane
Drunk amazon ordered lifeguard accessories for my red one piece
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
