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just plain beth
@whoawhut
If you're new to hashtagging, #TrustMe just add a cat gif and you'll get a few s pic.twitter.com/X4Vlpaf8NC
Retweet of status by @TheLordHasSpoke
15 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're new to hashtagging, #TrustMe just add a cat gif and you'll get a few β€οΈs https://t.co/X4Vlpaf8NC
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just plain beth
@whoawhut
Only gets highlighted in DM #MyBestQualityIn5Words
13 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Only gets highlighted in DM π #MyBestQualityIn5Words
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@whoawhut
BEARDS!
TROPHIES UP FOR GRABS!
I'm a bearded man so give me some beard related tweets.
Link up to 3 tweets.
Contest ends 9PM EST
TROPHIES UP FOR GRABS!
I'm a bearded man so give me some beard related tweets.
Link up to 3 tweets.
Contest ends 9PM EST
Retweet of status by @drinksmcgee
11 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πBEARDS!π
TROPHIES UP FOR GRABS!
I'm a bearded man so give me some beard related tweets.
Link up to 3 tweets.
Contest ends 9PM EST
just plain beth
@whoawhut
I'm reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Retweet of status by @sass_and_assss
29 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt π€
just plain beth
@whoawhut
Face down. Ass up.
What? It's the way I tie my shoes.
What? It's the way I tie my shoes.
28 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Face down. Ass up.
What? It's the way I tie my shoes. π
just plain beth
@whoawhut
Me: Knock knock
10: Who's there?
Me: To
10: To who?
Me: No, no - it's "to whom"
10: ...
Me:
10: ... You suck at jokes, mom.
10: Who's there?
Me: To
10: To who?
Me: No, no - it's "to whom"
10: ...
Me:
10: ... You suck at jokes, mom.
16 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Knock knock
10: Who's there?
Me: To
10: To who?
Me: No, no - it's "to whom"
10: ...
Me: π
10: ... You suck at jokes, mom.
just plain beth
@whoawhut
Nah - we don't need gun control/bans. This isn't a gun problem. It's a mental health problem, right? Right? *crickets* #PrayForOrlando
12 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nah - we don't need gun control/bans. This isn't a gun problem. It's a mental health problem, right? Right? *crickets* ππ #PrayForOrlando
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just plain beth
@whoawhut
@whoawhut pay off my house
Retweet of status by @Netjeretkhau
07 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @whoawhut pay off my house π
just plain beth
@whoawhut
Me to my boss: what's the password to this?
Boss: Daniel, with a big D.
Me: *snickers* *guffaws*
Boss: you are fucking horrible.
Boss: Daniel, with a big D.
Me: *snickers* *guffaws*
Boss: you are fucking horrible.
Retweet of status by @almostpaleo2
08 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me to my boss: what's the password to this?
Boss: Daniel, with a big D.
Me: *snickers* *guffaws* πππ
Boss: you are fucking horrible.
just plain beth
@whoawhut
Today's Contest
Must use the word whilst in your tweet
Link 3 tweets max, new or old. Make sure we RT entries. Ends at 6p EST
Must use the word whilst in your tweet
Link 3 tweets max, new or old. Make sure we RT entries. Ends at 6p EST
Retweet of status by @saturdaycontest
28 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π―πToday's Contestππ―
Must use the word ππΏ whilst ππ½ in your tweet
Link 3 tweets max, new or old. Make sure we RT entries. Ends at 6p EST
just plain beth
@whoawhut
#DontPanicButRather bank, canvass, converse, & donate! We can still save our democratic process from the oligarchs! pic.twitter.com/uwxunVuba3
Retweet of status by @Enjoneer01
26 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #DontPanicButRather π²bank, canvass, converse, & donate! We can still save our democratic process from the oligarchs! https://t.co/uwxunVuba3
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ