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maddi barone
@whosyourmaddi
On New Year's Eve my sister hooked up with her uber driver who she describes to look like a "fat lil uzi vert"
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maddi barone
@whosyourmaddi
"I guess they just like you cause they're guys and they'll bang anything with a pulse" cute quotes from bae
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maddi barone
@whosyourmaddi
for someone who makes it a point to let everyone know how much you don't care about me, you sure do call me a lot
maddi barone
@whosyourmaddi
people who wake up early and make sure everyone else in the room wakes up too are the worst kind of people
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
@Soph_aholic he's going shot for shot with me and saying he wants to rent all my friends a house those summer
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
Every naughty nun needs something good pic.twitter.com/tBpFImPPLt
Retweet of status by @Soph_aholic
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
whoever burnt popcorn on my floor is about to catch the hands
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Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
today is going to be a great day
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
in desperate need of some single girl friends
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
when you bring tequila home and it breaks in your fucking suit case and everyone in the airport thinks you're a drunk cause you REEK
Maddi Barone
@whosyourmaddi
so nice not having a psychotic boy in my life
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
