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Simon Wong
@wimon_song
I've never related to a children's book so much I literally order all of these things (except maybe the pineappleโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Simon Wong
@wimon_song
If you called it an enclosed jet fuel highway of national significance they'd be all of the country is all I'm saying.
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Simon Wong
@wimon_song
Let's all raise our slices to this wonderful man.
newshub.co.nz/home/world/201โฆ
newshub.co.nz/home/world/201โฆ
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
"I'm going to rob him blind. And by that I mean I'm going to steal his glasses."
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
A prime example of underselling a story, but the best thing is you can get the photo on a mouse pad or a mug โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
Save water by washing your vegetables while you're in the shower
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
Didn't think they made handcuffs small enough. pic.twitter.com/t2VlgnU6RS
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Simon Wong
@wimon_song
PSA: Turn off your alarm for tomorrow (unless you're me and have to set it earlier than normal )
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
Successfully herded a cat
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
The other time was when I was interviewed about a mass whale stranding at Farewell Spit.
Simon Wong
@wimon_song
This cat about to get a microchip is like "dafuuuuuqq is that?" pic.twitter.com/IX8AjjADi0
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
