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shelleytough
@witYOUsaying
The realisation that I'm not off to Florida with @JC_GLITTER tomorrow is giving me massive depression
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shelleytough
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How snakey is it when yer maw says she'll jump in for a shower before you she'll only be 5 mins and takes fuckin half an hour
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shelleytough
@witYOUsaying
A laugh everytime dorota the maid in gossip girl says Mr.Chuck
shelleytough
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Imagine cunts went on holiday to like African countries instead of Ibiza etc, pure "buzzing for Ghana " "take me back to Nigeria
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shelleytough
@witYOUsaying
Why's there a waine at a mad ket den pic.twitter.com/e95XAIDGTM
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shelleytough
@witYOUsaying
A group chat with @dyllynmcx and @cherieoneillx is what makes life worth living, cuttla rotters #classyestablishment
shelleytough
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Maw just tried to chuck me out the car to walk home from tesco no chance Jean hen
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shelleytough
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@caitlinburnsxx just looked at me and was like have you been out since a seen you yesterday
shelleytough
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You know heathers from an island when she says she's going to miss trains when she goes home
shelleytough
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shelleytough
@witYOUsaying
Is it too awkward a time to appreciate the time I dressed up as a hotdog for Halloween ? pic.twitter.com/KUkecT33y4
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
