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Mrs Trellis
@witchy_
@smallpersonn @Imnotfromsparks Left back
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Mrs Trellis
@witchy_
@Wildheart_Baby Ah itβs your turn to be Bobson Dugnutt is it? Mine again soon I think, itβs been a while
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Mrs Trellis
@witchy_
@Imnotfromsparks If only thereβd been clues, like not spelling the fucking company name correctly.
Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
The hand sanitiser in the pub pic.twitter.com/cjisCcqiS2
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Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
@Beakmoo Hello Beaky!
Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
Sorry but I love this pic.twitter.com/76rYqUi5MS
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Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
A friend just sent me this absolutely perfect placement of my book in Waterstones
amazon.co.uk/52-Times-Brita⦠pic.twitter.com/zLTUcyh5fo
amazon.co.uk/52-Times-Brita⦠pic.twitter.com/zLTUcyh5fo
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Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
HIM: Maybe you were born with it
ME: Maybe it's Maybelline
HIM: No, I'm your cardiologist and it's very likely congenital
ME: Maybe it's Maybelline
HIM: No, I'm your cardiologist and it's very likely congenital
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Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
@yorkslassme Died in 2007 or summat I think, then every year thereafter
Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
Very very sad news Mr Peter, who along with Mr Ivan helped bring me into this world in 1962 has died RIP Mr Peter.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Conan Batterschrist
@witchy_
@marcrileydj @gidcoe Top stuff mate
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
