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Myrna
@withmyrna
very few things in life bring me an incredible amount of joy and happiness.. @tacobell is definitely one of them.
Retweet of status by @__lisaamarie
23 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote very few things in life bring me an incredible amount of joy and happiness.. @tacobell is definitely one of them. 🌮❤️
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Myrna
@withmyrna
He said “Kobe” after the jumper
#Mamba4Life pic.twitter.com/RCYprgtPgM
#Mamba4Life pic.twitter.com/RCYprgtPgM
Retweet of status by @ComplexSports
01 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He said “Kobe” after the jumper 🥺
#Mamba4Life https://t.co/RCYprgtPgM
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Myrna
@withmyrna
I just found out my imaginary lover is cheating on me. I need a fuxking drink!
Retweet of status by @mattmaticz
22 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just found out my imaginary lover is cheating on me. I need a fuxking drink! 😅
Myrna
@withmyrna
I get excited when I buy new things for the house. I’m old
Retweet of status by @Wills_Fresh
30 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I get excited when I buy new things for the house. I’m old 🤷🏻♂️
Myrna
@withmyrna
When you aren’t getting any text and you think your phone isn’t working but no, you. aren’t. actually. getting. any. text.
Retweet of status by @_melissarosello
12 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you aren’t getting any text and you think your phone isn’t working but no, you. aren’t. actually. getting. any. text. 🙃
Myrna
@withmyrna
JLO tickets are $60 here in San Jose but $200 in NYC .. I NEED TO SEE HER THIS WEEK!
12 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote JLO tickets are $60 here in San Jose but $200 in NYC .. I NEED TO SEE HER THIS WEEK! 😫
Myrna
@withmyrna
My TL complains about high rents and brags about living at home with mommy for free at the same time.
Shit has me confused.
Shit has me confused.
Retweet of status by @SanchezLaCuenta
05 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My TL complains about high rents and brags about living at home with mommy for free at the same time.
Shit has me confused. 😂
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Myrna
@withmyrna
Am I the only one who is all for cuddling until I’m really about to knock and then don’t wanna be touched ?
Retweet of status by @Natalieastarr
25 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Am I the only one who is all for cuddling until I’m really about to knock and then don’t wanna be touched ? 🤔
Myrna
@withmyrna
I’m gonna have to go to one of those Mac classes to learn how to use this expensive ass laptop that I can’t even plug my phone into
Retweet of status by @Cyn_Santana
07 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m gonna have to go to one of those Mac classes to learn how to use this expensive ass laptop that I can’t even plug my phone into 🙁
Myrna
@withmyrna
Damn your car has a key bro what next your headphones have a wire twitter.com/jayjayjayo/sta…
Retweet of status by @Nitelifebrandon
08 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn your car has a key bro 🤢 what next your headphones have a wire https://t.co/hqevgH3YFP
Myrna
@withmyrna
LITERALLY how it felt when I was getting my eyes tested. Me never know seh a so the world coulda clear twitter.com/kaytwts/status…
Retweet of status by @j0samspeaks
10 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote LITERALLY how it felt when I was getting my eyes tested. Me never know seh a so the world coulda clear 😭 https://t.co/tWhan97HZR
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊