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*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
I hope that if I ever choke to death on a gummy bear, my family will just say I was “killed by bears” and leave it at that.
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*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
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*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
@Wishes_She_Was It’s just because you’re awake now and we “should” be sleeping! World issue!
*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
I was just told by my daughter to stop being a Karen...no one likes Karens
Smartass little shit, no one likes them either
Smartass little shit, no one likes them either
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*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
I am awake.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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*insert name here*
@wolfpack197721
9 y/o: If I hold my pee long enough will my penis explode?
Me: Lol, yes
6 y/o:
Me: Lol, yes
6 y/o:
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Brandon
@wolfpack197721
Really hoping 2020 will be the year we get cereal bags with Ziploc closures.
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Brandon
@wolfpack197721
Tonight I learned that I can pee and pour wine at the same time... line doesn’t form anywhere, this mess is spoken for
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
