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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
I just want to hangout with my cat
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
If you're getting married during the solar eclipse...I'mJudgingYou
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
Clubs aren't for me I'll be over here drinking beer until y'all are ready to go home
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
Remember to not be an asshole today
alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
@KeithLeakJr Oh I can't fuck w you no more
alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
If you have a penis there's a 99.99% chance I already don't like you
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
Kicking crappy people out of your life is such a great feeling and I'm becoming way too good at
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
Hey you! Yea, you!...I hope you have a great day pic.twitter.com/bF79JihTty
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
When dudes yell at each other in traffic it sounds like this:
"LOOK AT MY DICK! WHY ISN'T ANYONE LOOKING AT MY DICK!?!"
"LOOK AT MY DICK! WHY ISN'T ANYONE LOOKING AT MY DICK!?!"
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
We are rebranding as NowThis Sucks
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alex kreitlowβ‘
@woltierKxelA
It's the little things that make me happy
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
