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Punxsutawney Fail
@woodmuffin
Me: I shall have a small lunch to save myself money and indigestion troubles
My stomach: ?
Me: that would be Unwise
My stomach: !!!
My stomach: ?
Me: that would be Unwise
My stomach: !!!
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Sonic the Youth Hog
@woodmuffin
The fight we've all been waiting for pic.twitter.com/tblnxaVTRj
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Sonic the Youth Hog
@woodmuffin
GUYS: if your inner circle isn't talking about:
shoes
ships
sealing wax
cabbages and kings
Then you needβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
shoes
ships
sealing wax
cabbages and kings
Then you needβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Sonic the Youth Hog
@woodmuffin
RIP Lisa Marie Presley, it's always sad when a father outlives his daughter
Dr. Phil, Medicine Woman
@woodmuffin
Some of you are still "It" from the last time you played Tag as a kid and it shows
Kim Doordashian
@woodmuffin
Old Navy target demographics:
Sims
GTA pedestrians
reformed nudists trying to ease back into wearing clothes
Sims
GTA pedestrians
reformed nudists trying to ease back into wearing clothes
The Devil Reads Pravda
@woodmuffin
Take a look
At my left hook
Reading Painbow
At my left hook
Reading Painbow
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The Devil Reads Pravda
@woodmuffin
Hey guys I probably should've asked this before signing up and getting involved in all this craziness, but uhhh what's a junta?
John Cocomelon Camp
@woodmuffin
Note: ISS astronauts are no longer allowed to pose for photos in front of the Earth-facing porthole wearing an I'M WITH STUPID t-shirt
Benihana Onion Volcano Injury
@woodmuffin
Baby will you squeeze my head like a pimple until my bwains pop out
Herman Millvale
@woodmuffin
Tried to make a booty call but all I got was a bussy signal
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
