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राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Coz I am temporarily crippled, friend came home with wine and his new gf.
Now I am watching football and they are arguing in my bedroom.
🥂
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राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
I was trying to Lose weight. I saw cake cake saw me. Cake disappeared 🤦
Retweet of status by @sri12_tweets
29 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was trying to Lose weight. I saw cake 🎂 cake saw me. Cake disappeared 🤦😋
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राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
Thode din bad naya holiday declare hoga
"Twitter holiday" b* abhi de na
"Twitter holiday" b* abhi de na
Retweet of status by @NakhareWali
26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thode din bad naya holiday declare hoga
"Twitter holiday" b* abhi de na 😐
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
Aunty: How old are you? What are you studying? Me: First of all I'm not marrying your son.
Retweet of status by @sri12_tweets
23 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Aunty: How old are you? What are you studying? Me: First of all I'm not marrying your son. 🙅👧😏
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
Dear crush,
Stop visiting my dreams everyday.
Stop visiting my dreams everyday.
Retweet of status by @arey__sonijii
21 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear crush,
Stop visiting my dreams everyday. 😒❤
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
15 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just realised - I have more United and Chelsea followers than Arsenal.
🤔
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
15 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Heard Palace beat up some arrogant team.
Chelsea waalon kahan ho? 😁 #CRYCHE
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राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Bhaiya Ye gift pack kardo aur Hashtag nikaal dena.”
I can’t believe I actually said this to the shopkeeper 🙊
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
I'm happy that SC banned the crackers in delhi
Kyuki mai to kanpur me hu idhar to fod hi sakte hai
Kyuki mai to kanpur me hu idhar to fod hi sakte hai
Retweet of status by @thegirl_youhate
11 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm happy that SC banned the crackers in delhi😅
Kyuki mai to kanpur me hu idhar to fod hi sakte hai😂😂😂
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
I don't need to be treated like a princess to feel special. It's really just the simple things
Retweet of status by @sri12_tweets
13 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't need to be treated like a princess 👸 to feel special. It's really just the simple things 🤗
राईटर साहेब
@writersahab
I'm a girl who loves fashion. I'm such a Cinderella I love to put on a great dress & heels It's fun
Retweet of status by @sri12_tweets
03 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm a girl who loves fashion. I'm such a Cinderella 👰 I love to put on a great dress 👗& heels👠 It's fun 🎉
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊