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Balderdash
@wx388
Dressing up, hitting the town is fun and all but give me a girl with her blue jeans and a cotton t-shirt and I'm mush!
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Balderdash
@wx388
Well, I guess the least I could do is cook myself a steak pic.twitter.com/spAmMsEN08
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Balderdash
@wx388
@DianeP89 Itβs an amazing and rare phenomenon! Enjoy
Balderdash
@wx388
I almost went to the interview with my pants split.
-True story, maybe
-True story, maybe
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Balderdash
@wx388
[at music festival]
My clearly bored 12 year old: I don't want to sit here and watch you and mom get drunk.
Me: π«£
My clearly bored 12 year old: I don't want to sit here and watch you and mom get drunk.
Me: π«£
Retweet of status by @TheCiscoKidder
Balderdash
@wx388
Most wonβt even notice or probably care but Iβm out for a bit...yβall be good and be kind to one another!
Balderdash
@wx388
You people are either horny or hungry...there is no in between. Animals. Keep it up.
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Balderdash
@wx388
They say you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
2020: hold my beer
2020: hold my beer
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Balderdash
@wx388
Karen: Your best days are yet to come.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Cologuard: Wait for it, asshole.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Cologuard: Wait for it, asshole.
Retweet of status by @youjustroll
Balderdash
@wx388
If you can handle betraying someone, you should have the courage to handle talking to that someone directly.
Retweet of status by @myusikerah
Balderdash
@wx388
Taking a break...the very few who actually care know how to contact me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
