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@x220894
There is only 1 word for this time... NWWWWAARRRRTTTYYYYY...
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How to parallel park:
1) Park somewhere else
1) Park somewhere else
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@x220894
Mi Nanan n Grandad r arguing n he just looked at me n said "ya dunt need a crocodile to be snapped at in here yano"
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When he's an arsehole pic.twitter.com/a4Rp02Xkkf
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Wtf is wrong with my mates !!!!! fanny flutter xx pic.twitter.com/Xhxy0IVmUY
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Usual messages in group chat when someone is arguing with their bf:
"What shall I say?"
"Write me a draft text"
"Shall I put less kisses?"
"What shall I say?"
"Write me a draft text"
"Shall I put less kisses?"
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Don't mind that the only person I've got in the world is @xokirstyleigh cos she's the best person in the world anyway
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guilty pic.twitter.com/pwrnCxzf4z
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Hurts to even think about last night. I'm an embarrassment
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What happened last night
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Why do old people have really long eyebrows? Mi mams in room trimming mi grandads wi fuckin electric hair razor
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
