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nursultan tulyakbay
@xaladbar
I wish I was in LA rn
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zobeno mlijeko
@xaladbar
A loving relationship π₯±
simping for straight women
simping for straight women
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zobeno mlijeko
@xaladbar
I will be in the Balkans next week
ocean man
@xaladbar
Not sure why people who went to ivy league schools get comedy writing jobs Whats funny about your dad being an arms dealer ???
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ocean man
@xaladbar
the beach is fucking disgusting. sand ... a microbiome full of nasty. the water? twitter.com/xaladbar/statuβ¦
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satanβs heifer
@xaladbar
ethically sourced human spine
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ethically sourced human spine
@xaladbar
@debussyintext I have mad free time I can ride my citi bike thru the drive thru now
kalamarko krakoviΔ
@xaladbar
@ocmillustration Istg orange cats are like the feline equivalent of "Florida man".
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blæurnt
@xaladbar
hey everyone just thinking about how lucky i am to not have the cilantro tastes like soap gene. hum to allah
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blæurnt
@xaladbar
Gonna Fuck Him But If He Says I Love You He Gotta Go
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
