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alex castleโ
@xelacastle
me as a parent pic.twitter.com/UKuQryMyIs
30 Dec 16
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alex castleโ
@xelacastle
Mo: "God is always watching."
Me: "Ugh...He can see us...nakie..."
Mo: "And pooping!"
Me:
Me: "Ugh...He can see us...nakie..."
Mo: "And pooping!"
Me:
12 Nov 16
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Me: "Ugh...He can see us...nakie..."
Mo: "And pooping!"
Me: ๐ณ
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alex castilloโ
@xelacastle
Women shouldn't have to answer for their husbands sins #debate
Retweet of status by @ELLEmagazine
09 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women ๐ shouldn't ๐ have ๐ to ๐ answer ๐ for ๐ their ๐ husbands ๐ sins ๐ #debate
alex castilloโ
@xelacastle
Kinda sad this weekend is over.
Kinda sad this month is almost over.
All in favor of going back to August say "I."
Kinda sad this month is almost over.
All in favor of going back to August say "I."
18 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kinda sad this weekend is over.
Kinda sad this month is almost over.
All in favor of going back to August say "I."
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alex castilloโ
@xelacastle
@_stepheno_ my heart. You like us, you really really like us.
I declare you an honorary New Yorker.
I declare you an honorary New Yorker.
10 Aug 16
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I declare you an honorary New Yorker.
alex castilloโ
@xelacastle
Operation "Shave yo legs"
31 Jul 16
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alex castilloโ
@xelacastle
Stripes!! Me love stripes! Me love you! twitter.com/lynncord/statuโฆ
01 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stripes!! Me love stripes! Me love you! ๐โบ๏ธ https://t.co/WM3cavycWU
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alex vantablackโ
@xelacastle
Congrats to the OG, @daddy_yankee! Gasolina STILL kills it at every party. #Billboards2016
28 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Congrats to the OG, @daddy_yankee! Gasolina STILL kills it at every party. ๐ #Billboards2016
alex vantablackโ
@xelacastle
Constantly praying for @_stepheno_ because he snaps/periscopes and drives. Always gives me anxiety when he does it. lol
11 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Constantly praying for @_stepheno_ because he snaps/periscopes and drives. Always gives me anxiety when he does it. ๐๐ฉ lol
alex castleโ
@xelacastle
sitting in the dr. Waiting room going through my camera roll and seeing all the face swaps the 7 yr old does when he steals my phone
Retweet of status by @petewentz
29 Mar 16
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alex castleโ
@xelacastle
I'm gonna go ahead and claim @xelacastle's last snap as proof that my mix for her in-ears was satisfactory today!
Retweet of status by @alexbmusic
27 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm gonna go ahead and claim @xelacastle's last snap as proof that my mix for her in-ears was satisfactory today! ๐๐
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐