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Jackyyyyy
@xjaccckie
"Your girlfriend and barber are drowning, who will you save first?" My barber then go to my birds funeral with a fresh trim I can't
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Jackyyyyy
@xjaccckie
Danny knew I was working all day nothing to eat so he went mcds & brought it to work for me without asking
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Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
row row row your boat,
the fuck away from me
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the fuck away from me
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Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
If every person got instantly killed for being unloyal to their partner, I think there'd only be me & a few others left in the world
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
Total amounts of agony today feel like my insides are being ripped apart!
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
Never did I ever expect to hear the sentence "I'm getting a tattoo tonight" off my mum oh god
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
My pillows are pissing me off tonight, can't sleep cos there not right
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Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
I'm your best friend I will be with you in the best of times and the worst times pic.twitter.com/HoRMTgj1NMβ wasn't this me and you last month?
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
Can't even be bothered getting ready today and I've got an exam
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
Why am I not seeing Miley Cyrus?
Miss Lloyd
@xjaccckie
Hate being the last one to fall asleep..
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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