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lil bean
@xoaleeeex
jd: *points at my headband*
are you wearing a do-rag?
me: uhh, no
jd: *scoffs* you should be. do-rags are sick.
are you wearing a do-rag?
me: uhh, no
jd: *scoffs* you should be. do-rags are sick.
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lil bean
@xoaleeeex
my 13 year old brother told me some kids in his grade got caught hitting a juul in the bathroom and i'm dead
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lil bean
@xoaleeeex
knowing my luck , i talk about dying so much i'm gonna live till i'm 100
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
"A PIGEON FLEW INTO MY WORK TODAY AND HE GOT ESCORTED OUT" OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/0zVkckD937
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
Carl Gallagher >>>>> lil nigga!
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
"i guess every team doesn't come complete with niggas like ours" we gained an angel pic.twitter.com/7X4lJV6L2c
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lil bean
@xoaleeeex
Dude apologized instantly pic.twitter.com/nxF65tuyHB
Retweet of status by @CauseWereGuys
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
@xoaleeeex I love you baby
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
the fact that @MikeeKhoury reviewed and rated his own alarm 5 stars on itunes pic.twitter.com/d3AoDdYq3F
lil bean
@xoaleeeex
CHRISTMAS IS JUST 1 WEEK AWAY pic.twitter.com/kerkofDpu9
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
