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@xomayaxox
Them cheeky one liners my mum hits me with every time I wake up late. Sheโs getting creative now
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May๐ฆ
@xomayaxox
You ever tweet somin and be like naaaah that might get me into too much shit so you delete it
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May๐ฆ
@xomayaxox
he dumped me after this pic.twitter.com/BIinw9JwKC
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May๐ฆ
@xomayaxox
This is by far the most adorable video youโll come across today pic.twitter.com/WsoeIqaIyO
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@xomayaxox
If yeh charge yer pals for giving them a lift yer a class A tight cunt
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May
@xomayaxox
am i the only one who loves watching serial killer documentaries ??
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May
@xomayaxox
Certain girls wonder why they wonโt get wifed yet are on pingers every weekend
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@xomayaxox
I feel sorry for people who think taking drugs every weekend is a flex
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@xomayaxox
I will not cultivate a child for 9 months only for my husband to grab him like a gym bag twitter.com/sahelhaque/staโฆ
May
@xomayaxox
The cake mix and icing sugar out them pre mix boxes twitter.com/sandford_policโฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
