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megs
@xomeganec
It’s only Wednesday and I am completely drained
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megs
@xomeganec
I know I’m definitely going to be one of those moms that posts way too many pictures of her kids
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megs
@xomeganec
I mean I’m not saying that The Bikini Bottom Super Band would have done a better job but that’s literally exactly what I’m saying
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megs
@xomeganec
This lady saw me buying tampons & cheesecake at Walmart and she just nods her head at me and frowns like she understands
megs
@xomeganec
The worst feeling is going to bed (late) confident that you’re going to have a snow day in the morning and waking up to NO SNOW FALL.
megs
@xomeganec
do you ever just look at your man and cause same
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megs
@xomeganec
something about a man in a Carhartt vest gets me goin’
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megs
@xomeganec
I’ve run out of melatonin and my body doesn’t know how to sleep without it. Tomorrow is going to be a great day.
megs
@xomeganec
“Leave his texts on read, leave his balls on blue. Put it on airplane mode so none of those calls come through”
megs
@xomeganec
You know you’re getting old when your family goes on vacation without you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
